Shoot For The Moon

Shoot for the moon even if you miss you'll still land amongst the stars..:)

Mis

a young unmarried female = Mis...s
a young unmarried male =Mis...ter
a young unmarried pregnant female = Mis...take  

Standard drinks

http://www.rupissed.com/standarddrinks.html

Learnt Something New

Fridays = P.O.E.T.S day = Pi..ss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday

My boots are known as C.F.M boots..... C.F.M = Come and F...ck Me hehhehe

Driving Force

Enthusiasm is the driving force that overcomes all obstacles..:)

Husband and Wife

We were sharing a banana wrapped in sticky rice sweet..why are you giving me the banana bits ? because they are the best bits..but I only like the sticky rice bits..

He loves me because he wants me to have the best bits..yet after 20+ years together he still doesn't know that I am not that fond of bananas..lol..

Getting Old

Must be getting old..finding it hard to jump the waves of life...keep on getting dumped..